October 15, 2012
Noble Peace Heist

Congrats to the EU for winning the Nobel Peace Prize! The Runners-up are:
- New Jersey
- Elvis
- Napoleon
- Pussy Riot
- Johnny Depp's Jr. High PE teacher
- all Jr. High Schools everywhere
- anyone who's ever seen a Johhny Depp movie

Anyone with bad hair is automatically disqualified. That's why Quadaffi was killed. Think about it. Plus, what happens outside of the EU stays outside of the EU. Peace, -Todd

Posted by calico at 09:34 AM
October 12, 2012
Tea With A Hollywood Model

I like her eyes. I don't like her mind ...
Peace, -Todd

Posted by calico at 07:17 PM