October 15, 2012
Noble Peace Heist

Congrats to the EU for winning the Nobel Peace Prize! The Runners-up are:
- New Jersey
- Elvis
- Napoleon
- Pussy Riot
- Johnny Depp's Jr. High PE teacher
- all Jr. High Schools everywhere
- anyone who's ever seen a Johhny Depp movie

Anyone with bad hair is automatically disqualified. That's why Quadaffi was killed. Think about it. Plus, what happens outside of the EU stays outside of the EU. Peace, -Todd

Posted by calico at October 15, 2012 09:34 AM
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